Schnauzer Words of Wisdom
(Teachings of the World's Smartest Schnauzer)
- A biscuit in the mouth is worth two in the box.
- A biscuit in the belly means it is time for another biscuit.
- Never give a sucker an even break. If he drops his biscuit,
eat it before he can pick it up again.
- Do you really expect me to crawl through a tunnel to
get to a rat in a cage? If you want me to crawl through
a @#$%*& tunnel, there had better be something really good to
eat at the other end.
- If it is worth pooping, it is worth finding a really good place
to poop.
- He who marks last, marks best.
- The toys are mine. God gave the toys to me. You can
play with the toys I don't want. I want whichever toys you
are playing with.
- Eat, pee, poop, sleep. Who could ask for anything more?
I could! How about some sex too?
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